By the way, everyone, thank you. I loved my notes and presents. Especially the mixtapes. And the Abortion Blanket. How much I love you all you just don’t know.
Thanks to everybody who danced with me in photo class today.
Thanks to my boys Charlie and Jake for dressing up and being my quinceañera maids. Charlie dazzled in his suit and tie, but Jake stole the show in Ali’s red velvet dress. You’re the best friends a girl could ask for.
And big fucking thanks who made this day the best birthday I’ve ever had.
Now. On to Joe’s Crab Shack!